POTUS during the SOTU:
"I have no more campaigns to run"
:::::Random Sarcastic Republican Applause:::::
POTUS: 'That's because I won both of them b*tches! That's two times.Count em: One and Two.'
(Slight DebLynn Embellishment. POTUS might have been slightly more subtle in reality)
bwaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha haaaa
Here's what he really said (30 seconds)