Friday, August 25, 2017

BATTLE HYMN OF A NATURALISTA

NICOLE ALLEN'S STORY

A [white] coworker walks into my office and says "wow, your hair is getting bigger. Is there something you can put on it to make it lay down or straight; it's sticking straight up!" 



So, I take a calming breath and reply "I'm not a fan of flat lifeless hair. My hair reaches for the sun because it's just that glorious." Then I just look at her and don't say a word until she starts backing out and apologizing. 

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BWAAA- HA HA HA HAAA!


DEBLYNN'S PETTY SCOREBOARD: 
 NATURALISTA NICOLE: 1 
WHITE MICRO-AGGRESSOR: 0



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