WHY DO WHITE PEOPLE ACT AS IF...

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PSEUDO RACIAL IGNORANCE

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No Mo Hoes

I can't believe I didn't think of this first.

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Please copy this meme and use responsibly in response to misogynistic rants posted by the Asheys or the Hoteppery 

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AERO MEXICO TROLLS WHITE AMERICAN RACISTS

If their safety record is on point,

I'm going to make it my business

to fly AeroMexico

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HALLOWEEN 2018

Hello...Is it me you're looking fooooor....

The Best Part of Halloween? Stealing Candy From Your Kids and Using It to Extort Them

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Anyway, in a few hours, my 2-year-old daughter will circle the blocks around our neighborhood in search of candy and other assorted goodies. She will be dressed as a pumpkin. (She has also been instructed by me to spit at any adult who offers her candy corn.) Joining her will be my 12-year-old niece, (maybe) my wife, my cousin Huny, her kids, and perhaps some other straggler kid(s). I will be at home, distributing candy—Snickers, Reese’s cups and Skittles—and scaring white people with my “bearded Pittsburgh nigga on a stoop” costume. 

When my daughter gets back home, my wife and I will take her bags of candy—the bags she shuffled and sprinted and slaved up and down the block for—and. well, that will be that. She will, perhaps, get a piece or two today and tomorrow, but her candy consumption will be limited. I’d say maybe five percent of the candy she gets will actually go into her mouth. The rest will be ours. 

Maybe we’ll eat some of it. Maybe we’ll put some of it in tiny bowls when we host Thanksgiving next month or a game night in December. Maybe we’ll just use it as cruel parental totems for the next few months; extorting a week of good behavior in exchange for a miniature Twix bar. Either way, Halloween is nothing but a secret candy comeup for NWKs...

~VERY SMART BROTHAS / THE ROOT

https://verysmartbrothas.theroot.com/the-best-part-of-halloween-stealing-candy-from-your-ki-1830132878?

TRUMP IN HELL

TRUMP IN HELL is reportedly the name of this re-created work.  The original was done by Andy Thomas and hangs in the White House.

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WHO LIVES IN THE HOOD UNDER THE SEA?

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* * * * *Jason Momoa's AQUAMAN movie is not due out until December 2018
a REAL trailer for ya


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TRUMP TO MUELLER: IT WASN'T ME (SHAGGY)

old video

 but appropriate right now. 

THE ELECTRIC SLIDE: THE SONG ABOUT A VIBRATOR BLACK FOLKS DANCE TO AT WEDDINGS

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      I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T REALIZE IT SOONER

71 year old songwriter Neville Livingston aka Bunny Wailer is putting a rumor to rest by clarifying that the Electric Slide, also known as the Electric Boogie is indeed about a vibrator. 

Rumors of the songs meaning began circulating on social media a few weeks ago and everyone has been desperate for answers. According to a source close to Livingston, word of the question about the origins of the song reached him in Kingston, Jamaica where he currently resides and he put the rumors to rest. 

"I'm surprised it took people this long to figure out" the source tells us he said.  Apparently Livingston wrote the song after a girlfriend told him she didn't need him because she had a toy she nicknamed the "electric slide" 

Lets examine the lyrics:

It's electric! 
You can't see it (it's electric!) 
You gotta feel it (it's electric!)
Ooh, it's shakin' (it's electric!)
Jiggle-a-mesa-cara 
She's a pumpin' like a matic 
She's a movin' like electric 
She sure got the boogie
You gotta know it 
(It's electric 
Boogie woogie, woogie!)

~www.aazios.com

READ MORE: http://www.aazios.com/articles/writer-confirms-electric-slide-about-vibrator#.WzPw5qdKhPb

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DON'T GET MAD GET FUNNY: ISSA RAE

"The Council of Fashion Designers of America awards ceremony -- known as "the Oscars of the fashion industry" -- attracted some star power Monday night. 

"Insecure" star Issa Rae hosted the event at the Brooklyn Museum in New York.
In her opening monologue, Rae took a swipe at Kanye West's controversial remark that 400 years of slavery for African-Americans was a "choice." "

https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/05/entertainment/celebs-cfda-awards/index.html 

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INSTA-CURE FOR WHITE FOLKS CALLING THE POLICE ON BLACK FOLKS FOR NOTHING

MAKE IT COST SOMETHING

ALL INSTA-CURES FOR RACIST WHITE FOLKS (MOSTLY BECKY) CALLING THE POLICE INVOLVE MAKING IT COST THEM SOMETHING INSTEAD OF NOTHING.

I was thinking jail time for white supremacy based 911 calls. But this will do for a start with a few very specific hate-crime-like details added here and there (so black folks don't wind up arrested 3x as often by the white boys in blue.)

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS OVER

Somebody squeezes another joke 

out of 

BBQ BECKY
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Background, in case you're not black or have been living under a rock:

http://blackchickrocked.blogspot.com/2018/05/white-woman-calls-police-due-to-bbqing.html

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COMEDIAN CONCLUDES THAT THE BLACK WOMAN IS NOT FOR PLAY-PLAY: MEGHAN VS CHILDISH

TREY MOE OBSERVATIONS ON
THE BLACK MALE HALF
OF THE BLACK COMMUNITY
OVER THE LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS. 

FILE THIS UNDER: HILARIOUS AND TRUE

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The Whoopi clip had me rolling in aisle
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TRADE WAR GAMES

REVERSE HOTEPPERY

Warning: Sexually Explicit

FILE THIS UNDER: Baffle them with their own bullsh*t

IT NEVER HAPPENED

Joe Heller, hellertoon.com 

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FOR WHITE FOLKS OFFENDED BY BEING CALLED COLONIZER

Facebook's G RTR said to white folks offended by Shuri, in BLACK PANTHER, calling a white man "colonizer."

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A great ending to the "nigga" versus "nigg*r" debate. 

Read more on the debate if you've been living under a rock

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/chiaku-hanson/nigger-vs-nigga_b_10602798.html

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Wakanda Immigration Officials Institute Lifetime Ban Against R. Kelly

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From the Grio

"Kelly figured he’d get in on the Black Panther fever and tweeted that he was on his way to Wakanda. Twitter users, however, were quick to tell the platinum-selling accused pedophile and kidnapper  that he was not welcome in the Black utopia..."

 Black Twitter went in on him

Read MORE, See More, Laugh More: 

https://thegrio.com/2018/02/22/wakanda-immigration-officials-institute-lifetime-ban-r-kelly/ 

File this under 

TRAGICALLY HILARIOUS

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FINALLY, AN APPROPRIATE RESPONSE TO MLK ABUSERS