GET INSTANT DIVERSITY NOW!!!

INSTANT DIVERSITY CAN BE YOURS 

FOR A PRICE!!!

JUST CALL RENT-A-MINORITY

Is your all white executive board about to be interviewed on television?

Give Rent-A-Minority a call!
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Is every last one of your Brazilian runway models paler than a paper bag?
Give Rent-A-Minority a  call!
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Are you biting your nails bloody, worrying about #OscarsSoWhiteIII?
Call Rent-A-Minority NOW! I mean literally call us TODAY!  You need to get some black and brown voting members on that Oscar Panel NOW DUDES and DUDE-ETTES.  CALL US NOW!!! December 2016 will be too damn late to undo the damage done by the 100 year old, one foot in the grave, white MoFos that voted for the Oscar contenders THIS YEAR. 





The jokes above are mine. The website is not. It's hilarious!!! I can't believe I didn't think of this FIRST!



But you know WHITE FOLK AND THE WANNA BEs, right?

You KNOW, 
they didn't KNOW 
it was a joke,
Right?

You knew that already right?

I'm totally serious here.

Totally.

From the Article

"You know, at the beginning, I got a few emails where people were asking me, "Is this available in Singapore yet?."..from, like, big banks. I like to give people the benefit of the doubt, but there are definitely a few people who, I think, thought it was a genuine business. And then there was one person I saw on Twitter who was like, don't join this rent-a-minority site; it's a scam. You won't make any money. "

Read Morehttp://www.npr.org/sections/codeswitch/2016/02/18/467253401/rent-a-minority-promises-a-satirical-solution-to-diversity-problems



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WHITE FOLK AND THE WANNA BEs. 
There's got to be a joke music video in there somewhere. Somebody come up with something. We could sing it to Hey, Hey We're The Monkees from that 1960s television show.