WWJD vs WWRJD

WHAT WOULD JESUS DO? 

vs 

WHAT WOULD REPUBLICAN JESUS DO?

Quiz

1.  Where were some of Jesus's most ancient ancestors born?

a) The garden of Eden
b) The garden of Sweden
c) The garden of England
d) The garden of Hitler's Germany

2. Where was the Garden of Eden likely located?

a) England
b) Sweden
c) Norway
d) Southern Mesopotamia (Iraq)

3. Where was Jesus born?

a) Western Europe
b) Southern Asia
c) Middle East
d) Northern Africa

4. Approximately where in Middle East was Jesus born?

a) just off England's border
b) just off Sweden's border
c) just off the North Eastern edge of the continent of Africa

5. What did Jesus do for a living?

a) coal miner, always in a cave and never saw the sun
b) executive in air conditioned office, all day never saw the sun
c) carpenter, outside in the sun all the time

6. Why are pictures of blond haired, beach boy Jesus so prevalent through out Europe and the United States?

a) black supremacy - a slice of which is assuming everyone good and powerful must look like me
b) brown supremacy - a slice of which is assuming everyone good and powerful must look like me
c) white supremacy - a slice of which is assuming everyone good and powerful must look like me


7)  How is it some black people disbelieve white supremacy any place it shows up except when it comes to Jesus?

a) They hate religion so much they swallow the white supremacy whole
b) They hate religion so much they swallow the brown supremacy whole
c) They hate religion so much they swallow the black supremacy whole.